While we don't normally post movie-related dirt here, this blurb has been going around and was just too good to not share. Michael Jackson has had his eye on a lot of things, one of which was apparently the role of Jar Jar Binks. (So says Ahmed Best.) This video on Vice has a bit about it, and apparently - assuming this is not an elaborate joke - the singer wanted to do it as practical effects. It certainly sounds like it's trying to troll fans, but there were so many bizarre stories, true or otherwise, out of the prequels that it's certainly worth contemplating the possibility.