You want it?  Here it is - come and get it!  NCS posted a pre-order for a BB-8 USB Fan, due around June for pennies under $27.00.  It's orange and white and hollow - and arriving just in time for you to actually potentially want or need a desk fan.   It's part of Sega's consumer goods line, as they make this kind of stuff.  No word yet on Ann and Tan Gella figures with working fans.